me: *closes tumblr tab*
me: *opens new tumblr tab*
me: what just happened
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

whitewhine:

The biggest news story of the year

I present to you the sufferings of my people.

The genius and the doctor, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Hamish Watson.

  • “The inseparable duo of Sir. Conan Doyle.”

(via sherlockbeingtsundere)

Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

(Source: thecatsbian)